Gotta Shake Em' All!

Guy 1: Hey man, you playing Pokemon Snap reminds me of those Pokemon Pikachu shaker toys, remember those?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: And how you had to feed it by shaking it like a bitch?
-Guy 1 thinks-
Guy 1: I wonder how my Pikachu is holding up after all these years?
(Meanwhile)
Starving Pikachu: HUMAN FLESSHH!!!

Skyrim Guards

Warrior: Sweet, my first dragon. Time to die; FOR SKYRIM!!
-Guard enters-
-Guard quickly kills dragon-
-Guard notices Warrior-
Guard: Let me guess, somebody took your sweetroll.

Frustrations of guards inspired this comic.

Customer Service

Customer: Deerrpp, how much is this snow globe?
Worker:  8 dollars, si-
Customer: OH OKAY!
-Worker goes back to working heavy load-
Customer: Deerrpp, how much is this lamp?
Worker: 10 dollars, si-
Customer: OH OKAY!
-Worker goes back to working heavy load, frustrated-
Customer: Deerpp, how much is thi-
-Worker's fury unleashes-
-Worker consumes customer's face in furious rage-
-Shifts over-
Worker: Sweet, shift's over. Later, boners.
-Worker leaves, work still incomplete-

Blew My Mind

Guy 1: Dude...
Guy 2: Sup...
Guy 1: The newspaper says that sitting has been linked with cancer. We're fucked, man!
Guy 2: You know what else causes cancer?
Guy 2: YOUR FACE!
-Pause-
-Guy 1's head explodes-