Blew My Mind

Guy 1: Dude...
Guy 2: Sup...
Guy 1: The newspaper says that sitting has been linked with cancer. We're fucked, man!
Guy 2: You know what else causes cancer?
Guy 2: YOUR FACE!
-Pause-
-Guy 1's head explodes-

Writer's Block

Chub: Do you know the best way to cure writer's block?
Slim: Nope...
Chub: Hmmm.....
-Both look at reader-

This is the first of daily comic's I'm going to be pushing out. They're not going to always be funny or artistic or clever, but maybe that's what will make it funny...