Gotta Shake Em' All!

Guy 1: Hey man, you playing Pokemon Snap reminds me of those Pokemon Pikachu shaker toys, remember those?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: And how you had to feed it by shaking it like a bitch?
-Guy 1 thinks-
Guy 1: I wonder how my Pikachu is holding up after all these years?
(Meanwhile)
Starving Pikachu: HUMAN FLESSHH!!!

Skyrim Guards

Warrior: Sweet, my first dragon. Time to die; FOR SKYRIM!!
-Guard enters-
-Guard quickly kills dragon-
-Guard notices Warrior-
Guard: Let me guess, somebody took your sweetroll.

Frustrations of guards inspired this comic.

Customer Service

Customer: Deerrpp, how much is this snow globe?
Worker:  8 dollars, si-
Customer: OH OKAY!
-Worker goes back to working heavy load-
Customer: Deerrpp, how much is this lamp?
Worker: 10 dollars, si-
Customer: OH OKAY!
-Worker goes back to working heavy load, frustrated-
Customer: Deerpp, how much is thi-
-Worker's fury unleashes-
-Worker consumes customer's face in furious rage-
-Shifts over-
Worker: Sweet, shift's over. Later, boners.
-Worker leaves, work still incomplete-

Blew My Mind

Guy 1: Dude...
Guy 2: Sup...
Guy 1: The newspaper says that sitting has been linked with cancer. We're fucked, man!
Guy 2: You know what else causes cancer?
Guy 2: YOUR FACE!
-Pause-
-Guy 1's head explodes-

The Uninvited Guest

Bread 1: So this party's had a real turnout, bro.
Bread 2: Yeah, I just hope jam doesn't show up. He's such a faker.
Bread 1 & 2: Oh, hey jam.
Jam: Sup?
Bread 1 & 2: Keepin' it real, U JELLY?

Originally the concept of this comic was going to revolve around marijuiana-smoking bread, burnt toast, etc. However, I've been running late for work lately so this will have to do.

Writer's Block

Chub: Do you know the best way to cure writer's block?
Slim: Nope...
Chub: Hmmm.....
-Both look at reader-

This is the first of daily comic's I'm going to be pushing out. They're not going to always be funny or artistic or clever, but maybe that's what will make it funny...