Thursday 8 December 2011

Customer Service

Customer: Deerrpp, how much is this snow globe?
Worker:  8 dollars, si-
Customer: OH OKAY!
-Worker goes back to working heavy load-
Customer: Deerrpp, how much is this lamp?
Worker: 10 dollars, si-
Customer: OH OKAY!
-Worker goes back to working heavy load, frustrated-
Customer: Deerpp, how much is thi-
-Worker's fury unleashes-
-Worker consumes customer's face in furious rage-
-Shifts over-
Worker: Sweet, shift's over. Later, boners.
-Worker leaves, work still incomplete-

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